Turkey Time hahahaha
Turkey Time hahahaha
351. Gigli (2003)
“Gigli and the Male Fantasy of the Lesbian Turned Straight” by Amanda Rodriguez
What Gigli is trying to say as a film eludes me. However, what the film is actually saying is blatantly obvious. Ben Affleck is so unlikeable that the movie only serves to show that lesbians will be turned straight by being in the company of any man, no matter what a piece of shit he may be. This is conservative heteronormative dogma (Dogma - yet another Ben Affleck flick). Luckily, Gigli is universally thought to suck, and hopefully some measure of that perceived suckitude has to do with the inane, unrealistic, chemistry-free romance between a hot lesbian and the King of the Jackasses.
“Ha ha, I made a funny”
-Ben Affleck
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